anyone born on September 5th 2006 has a massive dick and like shoving it into their ass when theyβre bored
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If you were born on this day, you are an absolutely useless piece of shit and no one fucking likes you, you are a used up condom that has a personality of a fucking donkey.
So if you were born on this day, you should die.
Person 1: omg haha whats your birthday??
Person 2: oh haha it's 7th of September!!
Person 1: Ew I fucking hate you, die, you're disgusting and revolting.
Person 2: oh.. *cries then jumps off a building*
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Waynos : It's Bank holiday, I have a fridge full of beer, are you thirsty?
Jamar: Thirty Days Hath September
A state of being one is in when he has exhausted so much energy at the expense of this holiday, that she is unable to give any more of a fuck about it.
also. Das Campaign Slogan fatigue
In anchorman, Ron would have got the 2001 September Eleventh Story, but by 2011 Chritina Applegate would get to chose between it and the waterskiing squirrel.
"I'm so sick of hearing about september 9th, or the eight? Well nine eleven. Wait is it nine eleven? y..yyes. Yeah right it is. I know I have such September Eleventh Fatigue
September Eleventh Fatigue?
Yeah
Yeah! Yeah, thats exactly what it is! Me too!
"Hey whats yonder that there fence?
Shhhhhut up har! It's that secret hole n things."
"secret hole from what?"
"cown snarnit Kilkenny, aint none never told ya ta keep yer damn fool mouth shutup like aint they then now huh? Huh!"
"Mr sirs, mr sirs. I read me up bout that there secret hole in the pamphlets what reeplaced er textbooks in the school. Its that september eleventh hole I hear."
"Damn you kid! When yer older youl got tired too."
"Aw jimmy, live the poor guys allone, anyone over twenty has september eleventh fatigue somethin awful dontchaknow."
"Awww mom. Say how come they don't fillerin?"
"Shhhhut uppppppp c'ownsarnit!"
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September 22 and February 21 are the days that the best people on the earth are made!
dude its September 22 and February 21!
oooh got to go get the presents!
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MDMA was first synthesized in "1912". It was patented in Germany by the Merck Company in 1914. At that time it was not the subject of human research.
Merck stumbled across MDMA when they tried to synthesize Hydrastinin, a vasoconstrictive and styptic medicine.
MDMA was an unplanned by-product of this synthesis. As usual, the process of its synthesis was patented.
so out of 1912 you get 9/12= roll day.
the day you celebrate and
roll till you drop (;
those you love it enjoy the day.
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Annoy your bestfriend week to see how they react
for example
Dave: hey Steve, I love you,hey Steve I miss you,hey Steve. Love you
Steve:your so annoying
That is how u do week 14-18 September