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On March 19th you owe your shortest friend £5! If you don’t they get to slap you.
National pay your short friend day
After October 21, which was throw short people day, October 22 you can hold anyone under 5’4 with no permission needed (Out of apology for the day before Oct 22)
Prepare to be held for it is National Hold Short People Day
One way that certain men can secretly identify with each other. Probably started in Texas or Oklahoma.
When I first moved away from home, I was relieved to welcomed by other men with long feathered short brimmed hats.
September 19 is national kiss a short person day meaning you can kiss any short person you want
Hey mike it’s national kiss a short person day. Get over here you midget.
When you show your friend a meme for what you think is the first time, but they inform you that its actually third time in the last couple days and you wonder if you've got dementia.
You: Check out this spicy/dank meme my guy.
Friend: Breh this youve already shown me this.
You: must be the short term meme-ory loss acting up again.
National Kick a short person day every 26th of January
Hey! Did you hear about National Kick a short person day? It is when you kick a short person!
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People over 5’4 can kick people under 5’4 date July 25th
Over 5’4 hey today is July 25th
Under 5’4 okay and
Over 5’4 it’s national kick short people day
Under 5’4 I guess your right