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Getting showered in eyepatches rum and cum
I gave her a pirate shower last night cost me $35
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When you ejaculate in the shower, and the glob of man jelly hangs out and floats across the shower floor.
Yo man I keep telling you to quit jerkin off in the shower and leaving your shower squids in there.
Hopped into the shower this morning and stepped on one of Bob's shower squids again!
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“You should’ve come to Lisa’s baby shower. Everybody came.”
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A rare natural phenomenon where there will start raining babies. This is due to the water/baby ratio in the baby being very high, due to the fact that the 'baby' part is so small. The babies will evaporate, and then, when cold enough, condense. When this happens, it's important to stay inside, or at least wear a special umbrella made of steel.
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD"
"Wait, is that Meghan's kid?"
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT"
"Y'all, chill, it's only a baby shower"
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Packing a lip of Grizzly.Skoal or tobacco of your choice, and showering with multiple hockey players.
Are you taking a hockey shower tonight?
Yes, I have my tin right here.
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An insult used by scousers to skit people from Birkenhead. It is the act of cleaning yourself over the sink, rather than getting in the shower.
I didn't have time for a shower this morning, had to have a birko shower.
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Lazy showers : lazy students who don't study.
Ms.alymer:" You lazy showers ,take out your books."
Students:"laugh"
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