side hustle

When you’re trying to play it cool and professional, but you’ve got some dirty business going on in your pants. Your loose-cut boxer briefs have to be put in their place so your manhood doesn’t get smushed and knocked around. So you pick a side and let it ride.

Every Friday, Dave wears the same jeans, and every Friday he’s at it with that same aggressive, two-handed Side Hustle. Nothing business casual about it.

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north side university

The Community College of Allegheny County, North Side (read: ghetto) campus. The college choice of slackers, underachievers, poor students, old people, public school grads, etc. Many people go there with the intentions of transfering to a four year school but never do. Those who can't hack it, ccac it.

" I go to North Side University. Oh, you've never heard of it? It's a highly prestigious institution. Yes, very small. Well-kept secret.. No, no its not a comumunity college. Pshh"

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Sunny Side Up

Soiled Underpants, usually found in a teenagers room by his mother when cleaning

"He had left his skiddies on the bedroom floor and they were sunny side up"

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Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

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Getting some on the side

when a dude fucks a woman, or another dude, in their colostomy hole.

"when she got out of the hospital after the accident nothing was open for business below her waist, she had a colostomy"

"that must be awful."

"yah, he fucks the hole"

"nice, getting some on the side"

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north side gonza

a gang composed of a bunch of little faggots that aren't even the real deal. they suck off cocks until their mouths are filled with cum and brag about how many dick they can take in one sitting. fuck these phoney ass faggots

Chad: "Have you heard of north side gonza?"
Stacy: "Yea they gay asf lmaoooooo."

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two sides to a book

getting help from homies to make the money

with two sides to a book alicked stamps

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