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a girl who has hands so small that they make any dick look huge.
damn girl, you got such porn star hands!
An alpha male, a perfect specimen. Let me tell you something, they’re someone who hasn’t even begun to peak because when they start to peak they’ll peak all over everybody. A golden god if you will. Someone who’s body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo’s David. Someone who’s nose alone was chiselled by the gods themselves. Someone who’s penis can go from flaccid to erect in mere seconds. Someone everybody wants to be
“I’m a five star man!” Said Dennis.
The rank one attains upon fucking a chick in the ass.
She gives out a lot of promotions. She promoted me AND Peterson to Brown Star General.
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Your other half, the moon is what keeps all of the stars grounded. In a sense, without the moon there would be no stars. Without the stars, the moon would not shine to its full potential. One without the other is incomplete, they are partners.
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A gay person who has never had sex with the opposite gender
Props to Corey Johnson of Sirius Satellite Radio's OutQ stream
Corey's never done it with a chick so he's gold star gay.
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An Extravigant lifestyle consisting of constant partying, nights never remembered, and expensive attire/ lavish items.
"See that guy all coked up? he hasn't slept is 3 days and is still drinking gran patron and dom perignon"
"Yea he lives a rock star lifestyle dude, thats nothing to him"
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Marhadi's Ass
I could go for a Four Star Michelin right now.