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a very condescending, swift back-handed strick to the temple using one's middle and index fingers. this strike is only to be used in retaliation to isolence or in response to some loser trying to act clever. additionally it should never be used as a threat, like pulling back your fist to threaten a punch... it must be quick, methodical, unexpected, and impulsive.
Chris was being a douche so i gave him a two finger surprise.
...that sounds dirty...
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It is when somebody chops off one's dick, shoves it up his ass, has somebody pee on it and then cut themself and bleed on it. Then he must start licking it.
You don't want to see what a Meat Eater's surprise is.
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A rapist
Oh man, Tania is totally a Professional Surprise Sex Giver.
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When u go to rape someone and instead they rape you
I went to rape her and instead she turned around and raped me so we had surprise angry sex
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When 2 or more people stuff pancakes up their asses, take pictures of it and send it to their parents
Person 1: Dude my mom got a sick Missouri Flap Jack Surprise this morning!
Person 2: Nice i gave one to my dad the other day, it was awesome!!!
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When you get a hot girl to have sex with you only to find a Mountain Man Suprise also known as having a massive amount of pubic hair similar to a beard, and she has a small penis hidden within the hair.
Guy 1: Dude, I took this chick home from the bar last night and guess what, fucking Asian Mountain Man Surprise!
Guy 2: Fucking gross what did you do?
Guy 1: What do you mean?
Guy 2: Uhh....?
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having the same relation each toward the other; to duplicate or repeat the action or statement of.
you surprise my sneakers.
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