Up joke

When you top somebody's joke with another joke.

"Dick went to the doctor’s the other day
Did Dick?
Dick Did!
Poorly Dick?
Sick Dick!"

Such an up joke.

-- Ugly Dave Gray and Graham Kennedy

"Dick was dining at the restaurant.
Dick was?
Was Dick ever! It was on the tax-payer!
Clever Dick.
Slick Dick!"

Double up joke.

-- Ugly Dave Gray and Graham Kennedy

Ethan Joke

An Ethan Joke is a joke that is started by Ethan Channing (the famous Splatoon™ pro player) that he has no idea how to finish resulting in the joke being extremely nonsensical and unfunny

"Dhillion Barret, more like Dhillion Gayett" - Ethan

"Damn, what a hysterical Ethan joke" - Normal Human Beings (who are not Splatoon™ pro players)

next joke

when someone talks some ridiculous sorcery out of their mouths

person 1: say it for me
person 2: next JOKE

january jokes

similar to april fools, january jokes is where you get to joke around with your friends, but thry cant get mad because it's january jokes

*plays a prank on a friend*
”dude wtf”

”its january jokes bro”

ice a joke

v.

country people saying issa joke

a typo for issa joke

Hahaha ice a joke

Joke fatigue

When an initially hilarious joke is overused to the point where no one laughs at it anymore and instead gives an eye roll. Facts.

Karen: Why is six afraid of seven?
Crowd: *Eye roll* We’ve heard that joke 72 times in the past hour. Stop killing us with your joke fatigue.

nate joke

An offensive dark joke that usually pertains to race or sexism.

Guy one: "If woman are just as strong as men then why do they keep getting raped?"
Guy two: "That's such a nate joke."