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A naruto themed blowjob is actually not even a blowjob.
It's you imagining getting one, but you "Believe It!"
Yo man, did she give you a Naruto blow job?
You better believe it.
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"Im about to blow" is a phrase which seemed to be created and popularized by the adult content creator, Dreamybullxxx. Dreamy uses this phrase when he jerks off and is about to cum. The phrase also has alternames names such as "Ambadeblou". The phrase is usually referring to something that seems "sus" with a supposed innocent meaning such as the trend of taking the original video and adding a heading with a sad title, to make the video seem innocent until you actually realize, making it a form of shock humour. There are two ways to describe it, the first being something clearly sexual, something like "Thats what she said". The second being along the lines of relating to the original memes.
Example 1:
John: "This has been lasting for so long."
Mike: "Im about to blow!"
Example 2:
John: "He watched his family die"
John: "Im about to blow!"
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What a pirate or a sail man would say when something extreme happened.
yaarg, FAR SHE BLOWS.
or
"Katie Fahrer show blows!"
The act of receiving an amazing blowjob after a great show performance or a hard day at work.
Brad Pitt : Dude great job with that rad violin solo last night, the crowd went wild!
Me: Thanks man, if you think that crowd was wild, you should have seen that Standing Blow-vation that Cindy Lou gave me after!
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The act of administering fellatio with an ice cube in one's mouth.
Sally gave me an awesome blow job on the rocks.
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During sexual congress in the "missionary position", when the lady "drops a gut" with sufficient gusto to blast her suitor's balls up his arsehole.
Rebecca was always going to deliver a Barnsley blow job in revenge for the night when I used her new white designer dress to muffle a fart, after enjoying a one-on-one romp.
The fart was a controlled blockbuster, but the sad proof of the detonation was clear for all to see when the next morning she strode proudly out of my apartment onto the
street, where the neighbours had a good laugh at all the shit up the back of her dress.
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someone who freely gives blowjobs to their man to help increase the peace of their home and ultimately the world at large. utilizing mastery of speed and skill and often striking by suprise, the blowjob ninja may strike early in the morning, late at night, or in a parking garage if the mood is right.
shena snuck up on me like a blow job ninja, and damn my dick is still smiling!
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