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Also known as DBJO. It's when a guy drives by you in the street while you're walking on the sidewalk and asks for directions for a place he's like really far away from.
When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.
Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.
(Drive-by jerk off stops his car next to a woman walking on the sidewalk.
DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.
DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!
(Drive-by jerk off drives away)
Flower run/drive
delivery of flower or flowers to an individual that has lost a significant other or family member, during the day or night
Guys we have a flower run/drive please remember the flowers and PLEASE no reving have respect guys
The equivalent of a sex drive, except romantic rather than sexual.
My heart drive is so high; I love it when my boyfriend gives me cuddles and kisses.
One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey!
Well, there's too much traffic, I can't pass, no!
So I tried my best illegal move
Well, baby, black and white come and touched my groove again!
Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55! Oh No!
Uh!
So I signed my name on number 24, hey!
Yeah the judge said, "Boy, just one more...
We're gonna throw your ass in the city joint"
Looked me in the eye, said, "You get my point?"
I said Yea!, Oh yea!
Write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55!
Oh, yea!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
Uh!
When I drive that slow, you know it's hard to steer.
And I can't get get my care out of second gear.
What used to take two hours now takes all day. Huh!
It took me 16 hours to get to L.A.
Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I Can’t Drive 55!
No, no no,
I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive 55!
When the passenger's and driver's feet end up controlling either the brake pedal or the gas pedal simultaneously during orgasm.
Two people having sex in the drivers seat while driving accidentally lose control of the car because their violent orgasm while driving.
Linda and I almost took a four-foot drive over the edge of the cliff driving down bluff road the other day.
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Sexual domination of multiple women
Dude, last night I was driving hen.
Going for a drive with the sole purpose of smoking weed and getting high
"Lets go for a J drive, yo"
"Sure pick me up in ten. Got some good shit on me"