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An ugly female who thinks her possessions makes her cute.
She think she cute cuz she got her own but she still a mud duck.
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Forming of semen between the toes after jacking off in the shower.
After ejaculating in the shower, if you don't move your feet and let it go down the drain, it will gather between your toes giving you duck feet.
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Mighty-ducks?? That's a contradiction right there. A team whose fans don't know anything about the sport of hockey.
My 5-year-old cousin knows more about hockey than a Ducks fan.
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the slang term referring to a greasy penis bubbly discharge which is caused when a male is sexually active with raggedy bitches; side effects include male queefing, irritating itchiness of the pee hole, and long term horrendous odor of the male genitalia
in a further note: this unpleasant experience has been named "duck sauce" due to the oddly familiar sound of a duck quacking during the male's queef stage included in the side effects listed above
Bro, please tell me you didn't dick down that raggedy bitch last night. She's been known to give others a gnarly case of duck sauce. That should go well with your special fried rice though.
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When multiple women and a man get together and rip pillows open, pull the feathers out. Then fuck in the pile of feathers.
"Bro..I just did a Duck Dynasty last night with the girls from room 220."
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Any throwaway scene from a moment meant for the amusement of the creators and not meant for the audience to notice, but which does get noticed nonetheless
We were watching this one movie and it had about five duck tits.
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When one person pulls down the trousers of another, leaving them dressed from the waist up, like Donald Duck.
She was in the kitchen and I totally donald ducked her from behind.
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