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Dusty J

When a female does a line of Cocaine off of a male's erect penis then performs fellatio on the male.

Dude last night was insane, I got a Dusty J in the Applebee's ladies room from a Motley Crue roadie!

by Lemur Lord September 9, 2015


J-HAWK1526

The sexual contact between to men where they thrust their penises into pencil sharpeners whilst pouring lemon juice on their penises at the same time as the james charle's fetty wap impression plays on a continuous loop

Ayyyyy bro you wanna J-HAWK1526

yeah bro you listen to logic?

by RezXk-No-You May 29, 2019


j-mizzle

J-Mizzle is the prettiest and funniest girl out of the group. She's the friend from Australia with a great personality. She has some-what popularity, but she has many friends. J-Mizzle is interested in many different sports (Mainly netball) and she loves to flirt with guys. She has a good sense of humour and always has your back. She can be a bit annoying, but no one really seams to care. J-Mizzle also has a reputation of burping quite good. Having a J-Mizzle friend is honestly the best friend you can have.

"Did you see J-Mizzle walk past?"
"My friend is called J-Mizzle!"

by J-Mizzleeeee June 23, 2019


j-terial

Any material (i.e. situations, pictures, video, thoughts) that will be used for future masturbation

"16 and pregnant" provides the most j-terial of any show.

by metsoa September 18, 2010


J. Crane

A selfish prick who ignores his friends and social life to attend to his own douchebag desires. ;)

J. Crane will leave in the center of an orgasm just to go masturbate.

by Luke Skeleto July 2, 2019


Dirty J

A man in his early 40s who acts like he’s in his teens and also likes to be active with teens. He still lives off his mother While lying about everything. A dirty J will say they were in special ops navy division, a medical doctor, in tent city , a Chippendale’s stripper, and post things on Facebook saying that he is sleeping on a park bench all the while it is just a picture he took off of the TV of a park bench. A dirty J will be your best friend, funny, try to marry you within three days, and call his mama for money or pizza when she lives literally many states away. Dirty Jay doesn’t shower for three weeks at a time, wears the same clothes for those three weeks, and who knows how he cleans his foreskin.

Girl: Oh my god did you meet that dirty J? He Smells horrific and has been wearing that shirt for three weeks but man he’s done so many things in his life I’m so impressed and he’s only in his early 40s.
other girl: Ya I smelled him come in from a block away the other day when he came over and then he left when he found out I finally turned 21.
Girl: Well I am so lucky that I’m still 19 thank God.

by sandvag May 19, 2021


j-flame

When you roast or "flame" an individual, but with an intention of illciting sexual favors

Jane: The other day Matt called me a pizza face but then winked at me. What does he mean?
Mary: Yeah, that's a classic j-flame. He's trying to get in your pants!

by Turdburgler24 April 12, 2016