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Matthew's penis

A very average dick. Some might even say slightly below average.

"Did you hear about John? He's got Matthew's penis"

by MattDidAThing May 1, 2023


Matthew Beattie

A name for any man standing at 6ft 5 and built like a brick. Do not mess with this man he will batter u.

Fuck me that Matthew Beattie is really tall and scary person. Not messing with him

by Suiiiii2004 November 3, 2021


Matthew Emerton

A person referred to by D.R.R.D.B.B and is generally a posh person who enjoys anime, can be referred to as "Oak"

Guy: did you see that Matthew Emerton?
Girl: such a Matthew Emerton

by Just_A_Definition January 22, 2019


Matthew Harrison

Spider-Man with a gyatt.

That 7 year old is Matthew harrison

by Caked up spider man June 23, 2024


matthew rustad

man matthew your rilly cool

Matthew Rustad-the coolist man or yung man youl ever meat.

by wow thats nice October 17, 2019


isaiah matthews a simp

He Jus Is Bc I Said It!

Isaiah Why You Always Simpin Over That Mfkin Girl ?

Isaiah : STFU N LEAVE ME ALONE LMAOAOA!

isaiah matthews a simp being defined is a very friendly person and is a simp

by Nye_Cere September 14, 2021


matthew whittimore

A kinda cool guy, hates school and plays a lot of video games. usually has a pet such as a dog, lizard, or cat.

matthew whittimore is a dick head

by fskjgrwiuabfvjoagh August 26, 2017