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When having sex and your partner, be it male or female is about to orgasm, throw salsa in their eyes and kick them in the genitals.
I was thinking for Ryan's birthday I was going to bang Ryan from behind and give him the angry mexican.
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A lovemaking technique in which one tears out an eye, stuffs it up a bitch's pussy, and then fucks the shit out of her so as to use the vitreous humour as a lubricant. This technique is usually performed only twice in a practitioner's lifetime.
"Eh vato, that ho is smokin'! I'm gunna give her a mexican eyeball!"
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When you fuck a girl so hard that she passes out, then u piss in her open mouth.
After he made her pass out, he gave her a mexican birdbath as a sign of gratitude.
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A cigarette & coffee for breakfast.
Karter and I shared a mexican breakfast this morning.
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To spell one's name in ejaculate on the chest of one's partner. Bonus points are earned if a stamp is wiped on the penis and then affixed to the partner's forehead.
Related definitions: Mexican Return Address
It cost me 37 cents, but it was definitely worth it to give her a Mexican Postmark.
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Old Navy clothing stores. Old Navy is highly frequented by Mexican Americans due to the lower prices and relatively fashionable clothes. Do not even consider going to an Old Navy in the SW United States during any clearance sales lest you wait 4 hours to check out. You can also tell a Mexican Gap by how disorderly the clothes are arranged 30 minutes after opening, because Mexicans consider it a big flea-market where they can throw clothes on the floor they don't intend to purchase.
Friend #1: "Hey lets hit up The Mexican Gap. They have $1 flip flops this weekend."
Friend #2: "Are you crazy?! It'll be one-in-one-out because of all the Mexicans! How about we wait until next weekend, pay a little extra, and save ourselves getting stabbed by some Mexican?"
Friend#1: "Word. Or we could go to actual Gap today. There shouldn't be any there."
Friend #2: "Truth."
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After eating mexican food and while wearing a sombrero,a man lays his taint along his partners nose and stretches his scrotum over the mouth, all the while he rocks back and forth while screaming, " Ay yay ay yay ay".
Last night after the fiesta my man treated me to a Mexican Waffle
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