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Super sexy mommy. Nobody loves her, but she's everbody's whore.
That lady's a fucking hot Little Sarah. I'd love to bone the hell out of her.
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When in a cold environment, like Alaska, sexual intercourse between a male and female in which the man inserts icicles and stupid pills up the lady's vagina, and then forces the woman to expound on Alaska's economy in a midwestern accent. All of this is done wearing a John McCain mask, as done so by the man.
Holy owl shit, for our honeymoon in Alaska, I took Gertrude outside to see Russia from our cottage and gave her one hell of a Sarah Palin Special when she got lovey-dovey.
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An unsightly, cheap prostitute that resembles a horse.
Man, I think I got horse AIDS from that $20 sarah jessica parker last weekend!
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geniunely the greatest comedy film of the 21st century thus far, and also the only romcom in the universe aimed at men.
forgetting sarah marshall is ace.
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Author of the throne of glass and a court of thorns and roses series ( aka ACOTAR, ACOMAF and ACOWAR). Whilst reading her books, you should prepare for unexpected plot twists and painful endings. She is not afraid to kill characters you love, and when those characters die, part of you will die with them
Sarah J Maas' books are painful. I think I've been a victim of MAAS destruction
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Glasses worn by a female which give men the urge to whip out their cocks and bust a magnum load on the bitches face. These glasses do NOT have to be prescription, because their sole purpose is to make the dumb hole running for vice president appear more intelligent, than the seaman receptacle that she really is.
I bought my girlfriend a pair of Sarah Palin Glasses so she didn't get another eye infection when I make yatzy on her face.
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Known as SMG for short, this actress is probably best known for her work on the cult hit television show Buffy: The Vampire Slayer. She has won several awards, including a Daytime Emmy for her performance in All My Children. She has also starred in a number of movies including Cruel Intentions and The Grudge, and is currently continuing to pursue her movie career.
Sarah has a reputation in Hollywood as being incredibly professional, talented, kind, and smart. She has developed a wide and dedicated fanbase over the years due to her abilities, charisma, and generosity. There are also a number of people who have developed a certain amount of disdain for her, including fans of Buffy who don't feel that she has given them enough attention, those who believe various unflattering rumors about her character, and those who call her acting talent itself into question. Those who have known her and worked with her, however, almost always have only positive things to say about her dedication to her craft, her personality, and her skills.
"(Sarah Michelle Gellar) has been doing this for her whole life, and that could make a person completely strange and...stupid. But Sarah thinks about the whole picture. She could direct. She could produce. She can do all of those things very ably. She's as good an actress as I've ever worked with, and believe me when I say that I am as bitter a man about actors as you will ever meet." - Joss Whedon
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