The stupidest kid that will graduate middle school in 2019. Also has an annoying sister
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When someone uses their tongue as a log splitter
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Power Forward on the Toronto Raptors. Drafted 4th Overall In the 2003 Draft and Wears #4.
Monster Dunk From Chris Bosh
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(verb.) to brutally beat, in most cases a women, over a specific want; to domestically harm or cause injury
Dammit Rihanna! Make me a nice dinner before I chris brown yo ass!
I swear I'm going to chris brown you if you don't stop talking.
Don't worry Becky, I would never chris brown you for stupid reasons.
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A form of dancing, modelled on how Chris Martin dances on stage when performing. It is slighly crazy, usually involving standing on one foot and moving all of your other limbs in spasm like movements. Very amusing to watch and can usually be passed off as drunk dancing
Courtney - "AHHHHH!!! CHRIS MARTIN DANCE"
Cara - "AHHHH!!!!"
<both dance Chris Martin style, nearly taking out everybody else on the dancefloor. Everybody looks then begins to copy>
Cara - "Looks like like our Chris Martin dancing was fair sweet aight?"
Courtney - "aight"
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A ploy from actor Seth Green to start an internet meme and generate a buzz.
I should pull a Chris Crocker and generate a buzz.
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Chris Martin is a wallingford native, eagle scout,and is the best drummer that town has seen. despite being an amazing drummer he is the lead singer of the band At All Costs. the positive hardcore band led by Chris commonly sings about being edge,edge breakers, and political issues. he is commony seen around town at the american legion(stomping grounds),stop and shop, and the mcdonalds drive thru. you can also spot him at pretty much any local show supporting his local scene.
Dude 1: hey i saw Chris Martin at the TFT show
Dude 2: Thats cool
Dude 1: Hey thats him now
Dude 2: Hey Chris at all costs i will endure
Chris: Hey dudes keep it clean
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