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The cross between a redneck and a hillbilly, that fucks his sisters
Hey look, there’s a Tony Cornett hybrid
lil tony’s younger brother who loves vegan semen down his throat.
Lil Toni: I give you sucky sucky for twenty five
Guy 1: wtf why you bully me
lil toni: what you don’t want sucky suck then I shall Bill Cosby you
Five hrs later
Officer 1: looks like this dude has been bill cosbied
Officer 2: well I bet it’s lil Toni
Officer 1: lil tony or lil Toni
Officer 2: nigga the gay one
Officer 1: oh that one
Don’t let lil Toni come near you when he’s horny son.
When an incredibly insecure Haagster claims to be the DOM after the one true DOM, Liam (the hotdog stand), instructs the Haagster to believe he himself as a DOM, obeying the Liam Dom’s instruction, therefore the Haagster becomes the Tony 2-5 SUB.
Liam (The Hotdog Stand): Haagster, I want you to believe that you are a DOM!
Haagster (The SUB): I’m the DOM! I was born in the DOMinican republic and I own a DOMinos!
Liam (The Hotdog Stand): That’s a good Tony 2-5 Sub.
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The act of cleaning the cum of some man off of your face after a real long night of hard core sex over at cherry grove
Wow man I was a real clean tony after last night but I don’t remember his name
A man that sinks 10 cold ones a night on weekdays. Easy way to see if you have a tony chauncey in your workplace is by watching him smoke his vape you will see his hands shaking more and more as he gets closer to his mouth, this is due to the excessive amount of alcohol he drinks on weekends therefore when he comes to work on a Monday he is well and truly coming down from the clouds. A Tony Chauncey is also a consistent whistler while many suggest this is due to a fantasy of sucking dick. A tony chauncey also screams and shouts out irrelevant shit that pisses cunts off. But all in all a tony Chauncey isnt that bad of a bloke, he is a caring kind hearted man that enjoys time listening to AC/DC and pink Floyd.
“ hey Macca what’s that tony chauncey like driving a forklift”
“Fucking shit he cant even drive a finger up his nose”
Imagine reading this Tony u gay fag ur probably building a mincraft mushroom
Amazing, funny, extremely flirtatious, nice, perfect body, almost always in a good mood. Tony is the best boyfriend. He is very attractive to all girls. Tony's are good at cheering people up and making them feel better. A Tony is confusing at some points. He will tell you he loves you, and then go to flirt with someone else. You will never find anyone who cares about you more, though.
Damn, that guy is amazing. He know's just what to say!" "What's his name?!" "Tony Jiminez." "I KNEW it. No wonder he sounds so perfect.