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A severe state of intoxication marked by two main characteristics:
1. The belief that you can challenge and successfully defeat anyone in a fight regardless of their size and or fighting skill.
2. The intense craving for and ravenous consumption of pizza with no concern about toppings, condition or personal health.
Steve was ninja turtle drunk last night... first I saw him try and fight the bouncer when he left the bar, and then he found an old pizza in the dumpster and ate the whole thing. Master Splinter would be have been proud.
To drop the kids off at the pool, join the brownies or pass a stool.
Every morning i wake up, smoke a cigarette, have a coffee then drown the brown turtle.
The act of tucking a snus into the foreskin of an erect, uncircumcised penis.
⚠️WARNING: Beginners should refrain from double tucking
“Yo bro, you coming out to the club?”
“Nah man, gonna put on my Scandinavian turtle neck and call it a night.”
A sex position where one person jumps on another and rides on their back as the first person starts rocking back and forth.
I want to do Turtle Nation now.
So this is how turtle do it?
Ah yeah!
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Like green, but extreme and like a turtle but not. Often seen in bad tacos.
i got sick last night and i threw up extreme turtle green all over your mom.
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Taking a shit while wearing a thong. Possibly while drunk.
That chick I met at the bar last night was so drunk she squatted in the alley on the way back to my place and birthed a two headed turtle!
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The act of a guy tucking his wang and sack between his legs and bending over so that it can be seen from behind. The goal is to get a friend to look at your turtle soup so you can call him a nasty perv and punch him in the arm.
"Dude, does this shirt look wrinkled?"
(guy turns around and bends over for his friend to see when he looks.)
"Duuuude sick! Don't show me your turtle soup!"
"You're a nasty perv man..." (as he punches)
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