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A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious no.
question "Do you think that Alberto Gonzales was telling the truth about Federal wire tapping to Congress?
answer "Does the pope shit in the woods?"
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The art of being the man and getting mad girls. (Pimp, Playa).
"He hooked up with five girls tonight, he's Tiger Woods Status"
"Yo I got three different girls blowin up my phone to hang out right now" "Damn, thats Tiger Woods Status"
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Definition:
Question usually posed to an ass clown at a point in a conversation or relationship where the ass clown has grossly exceeded the limits of patience and tolerance in others who were, up until that point, making every effort to engage the ass clown in a civil discussion or relationship and indicating that the ass clown now runs the risk of unleashing a wrath previously withheld. The target of such a question is being informed that they have descended into such utter stupidity that their only possible hope of salvation is the application of a hard piece of a tree to the side of their head (for starters.) The phrase is stated rather than asked to indicate that the ass clown may be in imminent physical peril. Usage of this phrase is similar to bam stick although usually in a calmer tone - such as the phrase "You asked for it."
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Asked, as if joking, by President George W. Bush of Senator John Kerry during the second 2004 presidential debate at a point where Bush knew a recent reference to timber would confuse his adversaries.
You WRECKED my car AGAIN? Do you need some wood?
nigga that jacked yo shit needs some wood
BUSH: I own a timber company?
(LAUGHTER)
That's news to me.
(LAUGHTER)
Need some wood?
(LAUGHTER)
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When you wake up relaxed on a weekend morning relaxed with no plans except your morning wood. Do you go through the effort to get up, dressed, and find someone to help you take care of it or just jerk off alone?
This guy is really hot and I bet the sex would be great, but is it worth the hassle to get up and go over? Curse the morning wood struggle, I'll just jerk off alone.
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Smiths wood is full of slags who wanna be strippers at the age of 12 most girls skirt is up to there arse cheeks all boys simp over a teacher while the girls simp over a pe teacher
Smiths wood academy is a shit hole
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To chop some wood means to jack off.
I told the other guys, "Hey dudes - I gotta go chop some wood - wanna cum?"
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an alpha male who turns into 'evil wood goblin' after consuming marijuana. this male is devilishly attractive and smells like sexual chocolate, a volcano of hotness but can suddenly become cold if hurt. impossible not to love as alpha or wood goblin.
'hey alpha hunter male, do you want to dance..NO I just want to sleep' right now I am evil wood goblin
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