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Impression Zombie

Annoying "verified" X bots/accounts that reply to trending posts out of nowhere, saying meaningless stuff like "Good" and "Really", just for the sake of earning impressions and ads revenue.

The Japanese have come up with a good name for the stupid blue check bots that are spamming up people's replies: インプレゾンビ (impression zombies)

this is what I'm going to be calling them from now on.

by lpsn February 14, 2024


Hooray Zombie

When you finish something that tires you a lot but you are happy. At this point, a Hooray Zombie will want to go the f*ck to sleep and not deal with people and have caffeine upon awakening.

I just finished my college class, I'm a Hooray Zombie
It's my birthday and I had some fun with friends, I am a Hooray Zombie

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 23, 2019


philosophical zombie

A philosophical zombie, in common usage, denotes an individual who engages in the collecting of Funko Pops. these collectors are frequently identified by the slight drool around their mouths and vacant expressions . The term may also be describe as those with an interest in the Marvel franchise, encompassing its comics, movies, and related media. Moreover, the concept of a "philosophical zombie" can be more broadly interpreted as individuals who have a fundamental absent of qualia or subjective sensation.

example 1: The comic book store was filled with enthusiastic collectors, philosophical zombies, with drool practically dripping from their mouths and vacant stares, as they mindlessly rummaged through the shelves of Funko Pops and jabbered on about yet another Marvel movie release

by grendywitchy August 14, 2023


zombie train

Having sex with 5 or more people while being extremely confused.

In Vegas, you can enjoy many activities including a zombie train.

by Turntquist March 22, 2016


zombie love

Extremely slow coitus.

I met an Italian man, and we made zombie love in this truck.

by the corpser in the rye December 5, 2013


fuck a zombie

a phrase stated when you know that your in big trouble for not doing something or a impending doom soon to involve you, which in consequence you join the ranks of the undead.

dude1: hey man, did you did that assignment that the teacher Mr. satanic/evil/going to kill you.
dude2: oh fuck a zombie, no, please make sure to tell my girlfriend i love her, before i eat you alls brains.
dude1: ...so does this mean i can get together with your girlfriend?
dude1: your first on my eat list.

by sticky_cake_2 May 11, 2012


Retirement Zombie

A person who is using a legacy bank that limits what they're allowed to invest in to save for retirement.

Hal almost lost his entire 401(k) to fees because he forgot to roll it over when he switched jobs, he's a retirement zombie!

by Retired Satoshi September 25, 2023