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A dude (or dudette) that rises from the dead (after a long no-communication period) and tries to start a conversation with fewer brains and tact than an actual zombie. They are in a subcategory of fuckboy.
Friend 1: "Brian from Tinder hasn't messaged me a week, but today he said 'hey'. Do you think that he's interested?"
Friend 2: "No! He's just being a zombie."
Friend A: "So...my ex never responded to the text I sent a year ago, but today he randomly asked how I was doing. What the fuck?"
Friend B: "What a Zombie! He's probably just bored and horny. Don't respond!"
A dead, hungry cannibal that has forgot how to die.
This one zombie tried to bite me. So i shot him.
A person who is a bluff, or faked out on the event that was supposed to take place but either never joined in, or never showed up in the first place.
A person who has very strict parents and is never allowed to do anything with their lives until they become a certain age.
Alicia- I think i'll ask a Alexa to come to my party this weekend.
Greg- Dont bother, her parents wouldnt dare let her... She's such a zombie anyway.
When a male is reachin his climax and gets the girls attention ten EJACULATES in her eyes turning her into a "zombie"
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plural noun: zombies
1.
a corpse said to be revived by witchcraft, especially in certain African and Caribbean religions.
synonyms: living dead, undead, walking dead, soulless corpse
"why is he walking around like a zombie?"
(A new thought, on an old word, bare with me)
It can be, a person, of sound mind and body, hooked in to social media, unaware of the world around them....and from lack of planning, will walk around hunting and killing other healthy humans for food, during trying time or emergency. (2121 pandemic/ war?)
What's your plan when SHTF
God Bless America
Holy funk, It just hit me like a ton of bricks. That those peppers use the word "zombie" to describe someone who is stuck with their head in their smartphone, wandering around almost oblivious to what's going on around them....a d because of where the "zombies" live, they can't hunt for food other than other humans.
Just think back, and think about it.....what the hell else could these crazy mofo (or not so crazy) mofo's mean.
I mean if they were planning to hunt other humans, that would be an act of domestic terrorism...so they call them zombies to avoid people who're zombies thinking they're crazy