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zombie

zombie- undead creature, usually of human nature, has a insatisfiable craving for humam flesh and brains, really annoying, and hard to kill, as they are already dead.. Also, if a person has been bitten, and survives, he/she will die from infection, and come back as a flesh hungry zombie, and will attack the nearest person, regardless of who they are if encountered, run for your life, or trip the person next to you.. a wunderwaffle is a good weapon to have during a zombie outbreak,

As the zombie feasted upon the corpse of his dead friend, Stan ran like a little pussy..

by NAZI-LOVER February 15, 2011


Zombie

A person who is dead asleep and will wake up looking like trash.

She is a zombie with her face looking like that.

by Zuzubts March 24, 2018


Zombie

Modern day 16 to 25 year-olds working long hours at dead end jobs for minimum wage trying to make ends meet.

You are a Zombie, you poor soul, bless your little cotton socks.

by Clap Them Alien Cheeks September 29, 2019


sir zombie

Undead creature with no life. It does not need to sleep or eat. Term often used to determine players that play Massive Online Multiplayer Games all day and all night and they dont have enough.

Dude, stop playing this shitty game! You're becoming sir zombie! You need to make some friends

by Anonymouss__ May 3, 2008


Zombie MAGApocalypse

A portmanteau of Zombie Apocalypse and MAGA referring to to the Capitol Insurrection that took place in Washington, D.C. on January 6, 2017. Incited by Donald Trump and Republicans contesting the legal 2020 presidential election of Joseph Biden, numerous MAGA supporters stormed the Capitol building trying to stop the certification of the 2020 votes taking place in the Senate Floor in order to reinstate Trump as President. In hypocritical contrast to the Blue Lives Matter slogan espoused by MAGA supporters as a means of silencing Black Lives Matter, mobs were recorded swarming and assaulting Capitol Police officers trying to contain them from reaching the Senate Floor.

The term is used to describe how visually similar the insurrection was to a typical zombie apocalypse scenario, where a mindless horde of Trump supporters shambling on the streets was trying to get to survivors that had barricaded and hidden themselves inside a building- in this case the U.S. Capitol.

The democratic process of the United States faced its greatest threat to date when on January 6, 2017, sore loser Donald Trump incited a mob of his supporters to storm the Capitol Building to stop the certification of votes in what has become known as the Zombie MAGApocalypse.

by Insignificant 360 May 22, 2021


zombie blow job

When the blower pretends to be a zombie as they hoark the cock.

My girlfriend got all tuned up on wine coolers and bath salts and gave me a zombie blow job. I need some neosporin.

by Cully Mumbles October 1, 2017

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Zombie kid

I like turtles

Lady: Back here live at the waterfront village with my friend the zombie Jonathan. You're looking good Jonathan. You just got an awesome facepaint job. What do you think?

Zombie kid: I like turtles!

Lady: Alright you're great.

by bonerman69 October 25, 2018