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When you burn ya dick and then it resembles a tigers pelt
AYYY NIGGA WASSUP YOU WANNA SEE MY CANADIAN TIGER
When you are having sexual intercourse with another person and accidentally, without consent poke them in the bum hole, and exclaim “Oh! Soory, eh!” As you quickly remove your extremity from said bum hole politely.
“I’m sorry about giving you that Canadian slipper last night dear, I was just a little off my groove, and my aim was bad.”
A Canadian Dino is a rare and magical creature. They appear every 100 and are most commonly found with a CC, they love food and art! If you see one you’ll see how magical they are
My best friends a Canadian Dino!!
When a bearded man performs oral sex on another man
Lantz has a beard and sucked another man's dick he's such a Canadian lumberjack
Lapsex that takes place in Canada, most commonly or ice or in a hockey arena.
It involves maple syrup, beaver pelt, loonies and toonies.
Both parties must be Canadian or have some Canadian ancestry.
It involves hooting, hollering, and loud exclamations of EH! and SORRY!
Canadian Lapsex /kəˈnādēən lapseks/ is a great past time!
A sex act in which a subject is lubed in maple syrup, and gang banged by 3 males of 6 different ethnicities.
I walked in on my girlfriend receiving a Canadian Rubik’s cube when I came home for my lunch break
Another euphemism for a penis, specifically belonging to a Canadian
Checked twitter this morning and the first thing on my timeline was Drake's canadian bacon