software version age dating

revealing your age by referring to the old software you used to use

I though he was like 25 but then he told me that he used to use Illustrator 88 ... so using software version age dating he must be at least 40.

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National Date your crush day

Hey go get a bf or gf just do it today because it’s national ASK OUT CRUSH DAYYY

Boy:I love you

Girl:um okay cool
Boy:ahaha wanna date
Girl: yeah no thanks

Boy:but it’s national date your crush day
Girl:yeah aight

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first-date-fuck faux pas

also: "FDF"-faux pas

Different than a simple "First Date Fuck", or "FDF", a First-Date-Fuck faux pas is generally a mistake in retrospect, usually because it ruins the chances of an actual relationship developing and leads to nothing more than FWB or multiple NSA sex encounters.

Fucking on the first date is generally regarded as "FDF" by males and "FDF-faux pas" by females.

Due to my tendency to have first-date-fuck faux pas, I am destined to be single forever. But the sex is great.

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Dups (Dating Ugly people syndrome)

Dups, Is short for Dating Ugly People syndrome and is very easy to catch the syndrome by dating ugly people. The only cure is dating a cute or hot girl

Bro, That kid is dating a chicken sandwich he must have dups (dating ugly people syndrome)

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good enough for the girls we date

When someone says something like "that's good enough" a person says "good enough for the girls we date."
It can either be a compliment or derogatory towards the girlfriend.
Saying it's good enough may imply it means it's the best for her or maybe means it's only her and it's good enough.

Jesse: "The eggs are cooked good enough"
James: "Good enough for the girls we date"

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National Fake Prom Date Day

Get A Fake Prom Date Even If You Don't Like Them Date Them For A Day (May 11)

I Got A Fake Prom Date For National Fake Prom Date Day

First date left cheek sneak

When you're on a first date and trying to present your best self, but the pizza you just ate isn't sitting well with you and you need to let out the beast within. So you subtly lean to the right and silently let out your discomfort, only to immediately sit on it to avoid detection.

"Dude, my date with Tracy didn't go so well last night. She just got up mid-meal and left."

"She must've detected your first date left cheek sneak, huh??"