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An involuntary meeting usually intiated by your supervisor that is generally considered a waste of time. When over it generally leaves one feeling fucked up the ass without the lube.
Five minutes after my shift began my supervisor came to me to talk. I knew that I was in for a donkey thump.
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A sexual exploit which is an hybrid of spit roasting and the donkey punch, or atomic donkey punch. At the point of climax the male at the mouth end of the male/female subject of the act withdraws, administers the blow the the back of the head/neck so that the subject passes out and the male at the rear finishes the job as with any usual donkey punch.
Guy 1: Quick, I'm going to splurge. Hurry up and boff her round the head so I can cook her a Roast Donkey.
Guy 2: Ok.
Guy 3/Woman 1: Huh?
Guy 2 swiftly beats Guy 3/Woman 1 over back of head/neck so as to knock them out.
Guy 1 shoots load.
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retarded kid who isnt fat or skinny that screams like a donkey
Tim i just saw a donkey with parkinson's and i nearly pissed myself from laughter!
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Takes place at HER place, never yours.
Get the female to strip naked without you so much as touching or kissing her.
She gets on her hands and knees, lowers her head to the ground (or bed).
Mount the female from behind. Oh, with your clothes on.
Condom is optional, if she makes you wear one, just before you come you pull out and slip it off (lube helps), then re-enter her for a few more strokes.
Pull out, quietly gob (spit) on her ass so she thinks you came.
Then she starts to turn around, jack off in her face, see pearl necklace
Put it away, zip up, and leave without looking at her or saying anything.
(If you did use a condom to the end, pull it off so it drips on her ass, and discard it on her carpet.)
I was the one whose turn it was to fall on the grenade so I went home with the sealfuck, did her donkey kick style, and left right after. I could hear her crying as the door closed behind me.
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a unit of dry measurement approximately equal to one cup.
Hey Mario, how much flour does this recipe call for?
- About 2 donkey kongs, but don't use too much!
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When a man is preforming anal sex doggy style and just before he blows his nut he hits his partner in the back of the head knocking them unconcious. The sudden head trauma causes his partners rectal muscle to instantly contract firmly around his penis, adding to the sensation of his orgasim. The name is derived from the donkey's unrulely behavior that will make him suddenly kick someone with seeming pleasure along with the idea of him having a huge penis.
That girl last night said she wanted to get nasty but wouldn't shut up about it, so I gave her the donkey blow and got two birds with one stone.
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when you play the song Karate by Tenacious D at the end of the song you hear him say something really wierd...well it is actually donkey crap backwards
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