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When someone is so intoxicated that they literally cant do anything
You seem pretty wasted , feel free to take a zombie nap and vabe.
An object when worn makes one do stupid things.
Real Estate Agent: Would you like to but some waterfront property in Arizona?
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?
Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!
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A forum zombie, sometimes known as a thread zombie, will torch through every post, whether relevant to the zombie or not, and use the information (no matter how outdated) to rule the zombie's every waking thought. While this condition is quite severe, there is treatment, but only if it is caught in the early stages. Warning signs of progression are as follow: Unresponsive gaze while or after reading the forum/thread, not eating/drinking/sleeping, re-responsive gaze and aggressively attempting to brainwash you into believing /b/ memes are funny and original or uses another highly unoriginal meme, lack of intelligent speech and writing/text structure, and finally, becoming a Scientologist or vegetable. Also, in rare cases, zombies can develop a condition known as Activision.
The only known treatment is to bludgeon the zombie with their own computer/PC and/or mobile device that they are using to read the forums/threads with until they snap out of it. Sadly all cases treated past the lack of basic necessities resulted in permanent brain damage.
At one point, Vin Diesel was believed to be a forum zombie, but it turned out he was just a zombie in general.
Person 1: I found out my friend was a forum zombie, so I had to beat some sense into him with his own PC.
Person 2: A thread zombie..................Illuminati Confirmed? *Hears X-files theme* Darude-Sandstorm?
Person 1: OH MY GOD YOU'RE INFECTED!*Person 1 pulls out Person 2's phone and beats the ever living shit out of them with it for using an overused meme*
A CONTRACICTIVE PRUDE.
A staging definition as former salient , as this is any gender that has anti-telepathic STOIC AWARENESS.
EAT SHIT.
A MONOPOLY'S DREAM COME true.
Come on ELLEN as on your show you are so generous BUT here you are being a FEMINIST ZOMBIE when we are trying to play CARDS AGAINST HUMANUTY such an incredible game.
You cannot read the mind of a FEMINIST ZOMBIE for only BUT EXCEPTION maybe as they go PRUDE side by they will never talk to you even if you try to PISS THEM OFF as be very careful with these people.
The STOICISM will have you do only one thing if you try to penetrate a FEMINIST ZOMBIE as you will become a MANDATORY SHITEATER and EAT SHIT LITERALLY as ANATOMICALLY INGEST SHIT.
One of the biggest functions of the FEMINIST ZOMBIE is to break down anybody's IMAGE to a NOBODY par example EXHIBITIONISTIC SHIT EATER as SHIT IS ALWAYS IN CONTROL and the MANDATORY SHITEATER pierces LOWER AND LOWER levels each TIME.
A tall, furry specimen that knows how to code in LUA and wears developer socks, because it is like that.
“Hey, do you know Zombie (OABD)?”
“Yeah! That’s the owner of OABD.”
“But what about his other feats?”
“….”
“I don’t know, probably Zombie (AKOND).”
an agreement with which one participant does not care about the outcome, or is relenting to avoid an argument.
The result is not necessarily unfavorable, just not true to one's desires.
1. Going along for the ride.
2. Men going along with their wives to shop for maternity wear.
3. "yes dear, let's go to sushi again tonight."
4. see that guy pushing the cart at Target? His disinterest shows he made a zombie compromise.