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Greasy Anthony

A Greasy Anthony is a high school student ( particularly Italian ), who believes he is the second coming of Jesus Christ. He treats everyone except his blind puppets like trash, drives a slightly above average car with the Italian flag somewhere on his car to remind you of his heritage and gloats about it to all of his simple minded adorers. They usually have poser military fade haircuts because they are afraid to show some originality, bright collection of mismatching shoes ( every color of the rainbow ), football/wrestling scholarship in the future, good shape with spray tan and blinding white teeth from too much mouth wash, greasy hair with or without gel, low-eye lid brown eyes and extremely laid back attitude or open-eye lid eyes with an extremely obnoxious and cocky attitude, lays back at their desk, leaves feet in between desk rows for people to trip on, sits in the back to talk shit about the students in front and throw paper at them and deny throwing it, or when they are caught they say "you mad bro?" while smiling smugly?douchely. Then say "I was just messing with you bro" while not losing their posture or atitude.

Buttersworth: I don't like the new kid in class.

Francois: What don't you like about him?

Buttersworth: The way he prides himself around like he's above everyone else.

Francois: Yeah he's a real Greasy Anthony that schmuck.

by Josh Butterballs January 14, 2014


anthony keiser

Noun

1. A person with a big heart and a big cranium
Verb

1. To finesse or outsmart with that cranium

2. To comfort

Adj
1. Slow but shiny, but that's why it's still around

Noun example:

Person A: "Did you hear about the Anthony Keiser that asked me out?"

Person B: "No, but was he nice?"
Person A: "Actually, he was nice. He has a big heart but also a big head."
Verb example:

A:"Yo I Anthony Keisered that French test last period!"

B:"Oh fr fr"

A:"Yes I didn't study at all"
Adjective example:

A: "This car is very Anthony Keiser. It's slow yeah but it's shiny and cool. So that's why it's not in the junkyard"

by Joe Schmœ May 11, 2018


Anthony Randazzo

A VERY CUTE MAN THAT HALARIOUS AND AWESOME TO BE AROUND

OMFG DID YOU SEE ANTHONY RANDAZZO HES SO COOL FUCK MR DADDY

by Friendly Eugene February 21, 2017


Anthony Oliver

Gay ass bitch who kills KKK characters on red dead 2

Why are you such a Anthony Oliver

by Duke Anthony December 11, 2018


The Anthony

“The Anthony” is a descriptive term used to describe a situation where you have a upcoming academic event, such as a lab, but your typical partner flakes for a girl who he’s not even in with. This kind of act is often viewed down upon.

“Hey have you seen my lab partner? I can’t find him anywhere?” “Oh, nevermind, he’s done The Anthony”

by NightOwl1000 May 22, 2024


anthony stavole

a really hot dude who has a nice youtube channel named carrot man

Person 1 : Man i love ANTHONY STAVOLE i wish i could marry him

by gopherglow February 5, 2018


Isaac Anthony

1. some 13 year old kid who got himself into a shit ton of hate by causing drama in an online community

2. a moronic person

"Jesus, that girl's a huge Isaac Anthony!"

by ThatNiggaNextDoor July 7, 2018