the month taylor swift created
“wow i cannot believe taylor named a month”
“she’s taylor what do u expect august is her creation”
A tilted fuck who love smashing his desk like Alistar when he get killed in League of Legends
Enemy champ: «Kills August»
August: « Aaaarg!! 'Smash! Smash! Smashing his desk!»
the best girlfriend ever. so hot, pretty, and so kind. literally the best and she deserves the world. 🫶
me: hi august! :D
her: hi darling :)
me: i love you so much 🥰
her: i love you more 😘
Dubblemoral
Woah your sutch an August, your telling me one thing to do and then you do the absolute opposite just for your own winning
sped white guy who looks black. Has 2 brain cells, drug addict, smoke weed and does balloons every day. Loves his tequila shots and 50 cent. Loves to call people bozos but he da bozo.
August is the name of the most boring people.
They are often not as smart as normal people, and they can have a higher chance of being autistic and weird looking.
-See that weird guy?
-Yeah?
-His name is probably august!
-No doubt!