Make a phone call

Code phrase used by a buddy to warn his friends that he is going off to his room to masturbate.

Kevin "I gotta go make a phone call"

Mike "Alright, make sure to lock your door"

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brimingham booty call

during sex take your partners cell phone turn it on vibrate then shove it in there ass and call it.

I gave her the brimingham booty call last night.

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Call of Du-date

When two people (usually guys) start talking about Call of Duty, exchange gamertags or whatever the hell PS3 calls it, and set a definitive time to play. Easier to arrange than normal dates.

Mac: Hey what are you gonna be doing after work?

Tod: Just got that Black Ops son.

Mac: NO SHIT?? Me too, XBOX or PS3??

Tod: XBOX 360 all the way dude.

Mac: Oh dude give me your gamertag and we'll rape some cats later.

Tod: It's a call of du-date.

Mac: Ok fag, hit me up later.

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mother nature is calling

when you have to take a crap or pee really bad

Hold on, mother nature is calling.

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calling all cars

One of the oldest orders given from a policeman to summon all available units to investigate a crime or situation, particularly police cars.

"Calling all cars, calling all cars!"
-some cop in a lame-ass 40's movie or similar show

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Call of Duty Syndrome

A state of mind similar to Tourette's Syndrome often experienced by the lifeless 10-year olds who play Call of Duty. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
- Mood swings
- Shouting random crap
- Violent outbursts
- Unpredictable behavior
- Anxiety
- Rapid heartbeat
- Irritability

Things that cause Call of Duty Syndrome to flare up are:
- Meeting a German
- Planes
- Helicopters
- CoD haters
- Meeting a Russian
- Being approached from behind
- Fresh Air
- Sounds
- Existance
- Everything not mentioned here

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Alabama Booty Call

Alabama Booty Call is a sexual maneuver. It must happen whilst a male and female partner are partaking in intercourse.

The male partner takes the female partner's cellphone, sets it to vibrate, then inserts it into the female's rectum. The male partner then begins having vaginal sex. A few moments later, while the male's penis is still stimulating the vagina, the male calls the cellphone inside the female's rectum, makes her take it out of her own rectum, makes her answer the phone, and has her talk "dirty" to him.

I used the 'Alabama Booty Call' on Sherry last night.

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