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When a white guy fucks someone in the ass and lets them shit on his dick while its still inside, then he waits for it to harden before pulling out.
Dave: Fuck man, my dick stinks.
Andy: Why dude?
Dave: Me and the old lady felt adventerous last night, so I tried getting a chocolate cakester.
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Inserting the mans testicles into the females rectum, then once ready the testicles are pulled upward and if done right makes a "popping" sound as if opening a cork bottle, then yell BOOYAHHH!!
BOOOYAAHH!!! how you like them chocolate apples?
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The only feasible way for three men to eat each others ass.
where the three men in question are in a triangle formation with asses on each others faces.
Can be attempted whilst flat on the ground or more ambitiously in a 3D method
Hey Tom and Patrick can i have a chocolate triangle with you guys ???
Yeah sure
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When you shit your pants but you just have to let it be
"I was prairie dogging on the way home and got stuck in traffic, ended up with a little pocket chocolate."
"Don't worry, it's just some pocket chocolate."
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Two anuses (male or female) are pushed together just as fecal matter is released. The two holes are then rubbed together.
Guy or girl: Hey baby, I'm craving some chocolate bagel.
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Ohh For Gods Sake Shuv Your Stupid Ideas Up Your Chocolate Wheeto!
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When a guy or girl takes a shit, doesn't wipe their ass and sits on your face. Leaving the sides of your mouth all chocolatey.
After sex you come out of the room and someone says, "Hey man, did you eat a chocolate donut? You got chocolate on your mouth."
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