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A Hard Cock is something that is inserted into a tight vagina (preferably) and is rammed inside and out of this lovely work of nature. If its hard go get blown ;)
Suzziiieee sucked my hard cock this morning Bill.
head dick sex Suzie
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when you jack off or have sex then try to take a piss and you cant aim where you trying to piss
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a bitch with a huge nose who puts dents in your stomach while blowing you
your ho is a major gobble cock
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A derogatory term used to express one's dislike for someone. Definitely not something to be said around the family dinner table.
Hey cock in the mouth, where's my John Tesh cd's? Yer momma wants to listen to it while I spank her............
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An extremely huge penis.
With her captive tied naked to her bed the evil Wicked Wanda gazed down on Agent Long with an evil smirk, as she fondled and squeezed his incredible monster cock.
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"Cocked and locked" refers to a method of carrying a pistol, often a 1911 gov't model semiauto, with a round already in the chamber and the hammer cocked back and ready to fire. It is a term coined by police who carry 1911 pistols in this manner. Usually the holster strap is inserted between the hammer and firing pin for safety, which is snapped open when needed for a fast draw. It is actually safe to carry a 1911 model pistol in this way because of the redundant safety mechanisms such as the 1911's grip safety and thumb safety to protect against any accidental discharge until the weapon is on target and the shooter is ready to fire.
I like to carry my 1911 Colt Commander "cocked and locked" in my concealment holster when I go out. I want to be instantly ready for action if I have to draw. Having to rack your slide before firing could potentially get you killed.
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A condition experienced by un circumcised males resulting from poor hygene, in which a sebaceous paste collects under the foreskin near the base of the head; it is characterized by it's fromage like consistency and it's pungent portugese fish market aroma.
Honey, let's pick up some of that head cheese at the deli, it'll go good with the prosciutto and havarti.
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