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Occurs when a male gets his penis sucked or places his penis in a wet vagina. Simply taking showers or baths does not count as dick wetage
We went back to her place after dinner, and then I got my dick wet.
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A Dick Talker is any girl, that when performing oral sex, actually talks to the dick as she is sucking it. This type of girl is very rare, and when it happens, the man is normally shocked and laughs.
"Man, you know that girl shelia??"
"Yeh man, she was a dick talker!!"
"Hell yeah man I had to laugh at that shit!!"
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Undeveloped genitalia which is indicative of a prepubescent male baby.
Aidan: Man i cant find a condom that fits my dick!
Andy: Thats because they dont make condoms for baby dicks.
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Black and blistered hot dogs resembling an infected bum penis. Typically cooked over an open fire while camping and enjoyed with an ice cold coors light.
Hey man, I could really go for a solid bum dick tonight.
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Rugby dick occurs due to extreme cold or by ur dicks "6th sense" detecting possible injury to come while playing any outdoor sport in the cold. You have achieved "rugby dick" when your dick shrinks to the size of one of your testicles, or when you are able to piss on your own balls. This can also be used as an excuse for having a tiny cock in the locker room.
Fraser: "Woahh, watch where you're swingin that cashew nut!"
Allan: "It's cold out there gimme a break"
Fraser: "Aaah, got a bit of rugby dick going on I see, no worries, I won't judge you on your size"
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When the tip of your penis has lint from your underwear on it.
"lets Fuck"
"Hold on let me pick of the dick lint on my penis"
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1. A cleansing wipe for a penis.
2. A female equivalent of a Douche bag, that is usually PMS'ing and in a real bitchy state.
a. Eric: Damn! your mom threw my gameboy out the window because she said it was too loud!
John: Yeah... Shes being a real dick douche today...
b. Girl: Why does your junk smell like febreze?
Boy: I just used a dick douche!
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