Double Entendre

A sentence/phrase with a double meaning (one of which is risque).

Double - Two
Entendre - Derived from the french word for intent.

Double Entendre - Intentionally giving a double meaning.

"A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre, so the barman gives her one."

"Take off you pants and jacket (jack it)"

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double down

1. Having sex with more then one person at once, most usually a girl taking on two guys and even more specifically alternating between blowing one and the other.

2. In blackjack, to double your current bet at your turn, in return for which you get one more card and then no more. In what situations this is allowed and/or advicable varies somewhat depending on the casino, but if no card counting is done, it's usually a good move on all hands totaling 11 and some totaling 10.

Hey Sue, heard you doubled down last night.

11 to the dealers 6? Double down, no question.

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double-duh

A verbal reaction to a statement or question that is too stupid, too obvious or too unnecessary.

joe: so we cant tell our friends we partied @ the dodgy asian karaoke lounge with simon and his whore.
han: duh!
joe: ish so much rules to follow, I really want to tell them I've done something awesome like that!
han: double-duh!

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double lapper

a single continuous piece of shit so long that it circles the toilet twice. Normally contains at least 3 days worth of shit. Results in a great sense of pride, and sometimes bloody ass

#1: Holy shit what the fuck stinks?
#2: I pulled a double lapper
#1: fucking a

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double nostriling

When one proceeds to shove a single carrot up one nostril after another to give a rough visual description of what happened last night during that persons three-some

dude did you see that girl double nostriling that was SWEET!

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double strapped

When two males tie their dicks together

"Yo bro, I'm feelin horny lets double strap."

"Yo man, I'm feelin horny so lets double strap!"
"I just double strapped my boy and it was the best shit ever!"

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Double-Arrest

when one is arrested for two offenses in short proximity of one another. you get double jailed, double handcuffed, and double, tazed, bro

Officer: Sir, do you know how fast you were going
Man:about 30 over officer
Officer:Step out of the vehicle
Man:NO! fuck you i demand that you don't arrest me
Officer:who do you think you are? a lady? you cant flirt your way out of this one sir. your under arrest, Double-Arrest!

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