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being hit in the head many times gets u fucked up...will always stay there
tath boxer got so fucked up now hes punch drunk
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really really tired, to the point of slurred speech
She sounds halk drunk.
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The Drunk Factor should be considered when contemplating a situation or scenario and the possible outcome. This means that the scenario in hand could have been a direct result of inebriation and could have been different if not drunk. Therefore, a person should always consider the drunk factor.
Phil: Steph and I kissed last night at the party, do you think it meant anything?
Scott: I dunno bud, you have to consider The Drunk Factor
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A type of drunk texting where the person or persons in question are so drunk that they fumble uncontrollably with the keys on their blackberry (hence the terrible spelling errors) as they plunk an angry text message to their ex-girlfriend, ex-husband, or other unrequited love.
A: Wow guess who just texted me.
(reading)
"Ur ssuch a btch i cant beleve u ccheeted on me u whorre"
K: Don't even worry about it, he was definitely drunk plunking.
A: Yeah, but the drunken lips speak the sober heart...
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First of all Marien is one of the best guys that ever lived!
Marien drunk is step 4/5 on the intoxication scale. 1. Buzzed
2. Life of the party
3. That fuckin asshole that no one like and the person that invited them leaves the party in shame.
4. Marien drunk- the point in which and individual becomes so fucking enebriated that they actually manage to progress from stage 3 and once again become the life of the party, usually due to their ability to completely slaughter the english language, their slurring being so bad that other people in the room begin to slur just from the radiant effects of the "marien drunk", this individual has an uncanny talent at destroying a friends chance at getting laid and may at times appear to be gay, will towards the end of step four begin to look like a fucking legless amputee by their non-existant ability to walk properly.
5. Death/liver failure/ blackout.
"Wow man did you see mark last night?". "Yeah man, god I love the guy 8 drinks in and he's fuckin Marien drunk, sooooo fuckin funny" "yeah but then he got to stage 4.5, and took Erica home" "eeew is that the chick with the gnome feet?" "Yup" "damn such a good run ruined"
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When someone gets very drunk with a relatively small amount of alcohol (usually three shots over a couple of hours) and misbehaves embarrassingly. Comes from the inability of French people (especially men) to handle alcohol and act proper. Typical behavior includes:
- being overtly loud and irritating.
- vomiting on self and other people.
- losing minor articles of clothing, such as shoes/socks, pants, and/or jacket
- arguing indignantly for no reason
- losing consciousness
1- Dear god, you were SO French drunk yesterday on the boat. I can't believe you threw your shoes into the water and tried to blame me for it. Go back to France.
2- Pierre at the Erasmus party.
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When you drunkenly decide to be in a fake facebook relationship with a close friend.
person number 1: Kevin and Ashley are in a relationship? That's surprising for a lot of reasons.
person number 2: Oh no bro, it's cool, they're just drunk dating. Let's shotgun some natty.
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