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post-ending depression

A state of melancholy following the ending of an engaging story.

The great show you watched came to a finale, you finished a thrilling game or read the last chapter of a good book and now you feel sad, empty, you're processing what happened - that's post-ending depression.

Johnny: What's up, you look kinda sad.
Jackie: Oh, it's nothing. Just post-ending depression.

Johnny: What'd that be?
Jackie: I finished playing Cyberpunk 2077 and the ending hit me hard. I didn't expect █████ to die and when the credits theme started pla-
Johnny: You fucking dickwipe! Why'd you spoil it for me like that huh?
Jackie: What? I didn't think you wanted to play the game, you said it sucked!
Johnny: Your mom sucks! My dick! Every Tuesday!
Jackie: That's it! I'm gonna shut that dirty mouth of yours up!
*both start to kiss violently*

by Johnny Silverdick August 17, 2022


Longa ending

Similar to a long ending, but the note is marked with text indicating a longa this is usually held out longer

There is a longa ending there so when you play yet, make sure you held it for longer

by Fruit Hunter August 17, 2023


witchy ends

When the bottom parts of ones hair (typically long and wavy) become dry, dehydrated and/or grass-like texture after repeated dying and/or poor grooming habits.

Did Awni dye her hair again? Oof— and straightened it? AND used cheap drug store hairspray?! You know she’s gonna have witchy ends.

by AwniOoni September 18, 2021


Happy ending

The girl wanted the guy that kept bringing her flowers dead, but she didn't want to catch a murder charge herself, so she tried to give another guy a blowjob, hoping that he would be a doll and do something sweet for her (like pull out a gun and shoot this cocksucking flower bearing fairy with no balls), but her sinister plan backfired when it turned out the second guy actually liked the guy bringing her the flowers. This made her puke all over the carpet and call her friends for a girl's night out, where she met a real man, a bad guy that had access to automatic weapons and wouldn't hesitate to pull up in front of where both these other faggots were at and turn both of the first two guys into Swiss cheese. A happy ending can be different for different people.

It was a happy ending for the girl, she got with the bad guy, the bad guy got with her, and the first two lambs got deader than a doornail, so her sinister plan went from backfiring to back in business.

by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021


blown top end

BLOWN TOP END is when you rev the crap out of an engine and the top end of the motor blows.

I was riding fast and i ended up with a BLOWN TOP END

by yamaha__56 April 13, 2022


is the END

Fuckin' great song by Lastier. And yes, that is how the title is lettered.

I dare you not to be drawn in by is the END's golden repetitiveness!!!

by IcyHaku December 1, 2004


Jolly Ending

The act of jerking off a man while dressed as Santa and singing Christmas carols.

"I heard the massage parlors giving out jolly endings as a Christmas promotion"

by cheater234 November 23, 2016