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The pay-by -the-hour type motel where you don’t really wanna be caught dead and are also slightly terrified might have at least one contagious disease on any given surface...still, you find yourself frequenting this type of establishment when the urge you feel and itch you need to scratch to turn up and have a quickie must be scratched.
‘See you at the ‘bump ‘n f**k’ in an hour...don’t forget to bring cash and your ID!! ....And possibly some antibiotics!!!”
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|TSF| is a Counter-Strike clan it stands for Team Shit Face.
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A Netflix documentary on Luka Magnotta's awful crimes. Generally meant in the sense of just don't be an idiot and abuse animals.
A: "Some idiot posted a video of killing kittens online. The internet hunted him down."
B: "Tss, deserved. Don't f**k with cats."
a reccuring line in pokemon talk, usually when they change studios
Bulbasaur: Hi, I'm Bulbasaur
Squirtle: And I'm Squirtle
Bulbasaur: And this is Pokémon–
Squirtle: What the f*** happened to the floor
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The function of uck equals m of ath. Fuck math.
My math teacher didn't understand what i was trying to say so i put it in terms she would understand. F(uck)=M(ath)
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Also known as JFK Jr. or John-John was the late son of President John F. Kennedy (JFK) and Jackie Bouvier Kennedy. He was best known for his iconic salute to his father's passing coffin during the 1963 state funeral of the assassinated John F. Kennedy when he was only 3 years old. He later grew up to become a law student and a businessman, founding the political magazine George in 1995. He also was a sex symbol, inheriting his father's good-looks and athleticism and his mother's beauty and elegance. Generally he was so good looking and so incredibly well cut he could turn straight men gay and lesbians straight. He was killed in a plane crash in 1999, which ended any possibilities of him becoming the next Kennedy in office.
Hey! Did you see the picture where John F. Kennedy Jr. is saluting his dad's passing coffin.
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