When a female takes an explosive diahria shit into a coffee mug and then the male ejaculates into it and then drinks it, giving it the look of a cup of coffee with creamer in it
Me and my girl got bored so we did a coffee creamer
When a person looks like or seems like they'll enjoy a coffee enema, then having someone ejaculate into their anus, mixing them up.
You know Micheal? He's quite the coffee creamer.
Coffee that has been tea bagged
Step one: dip your balls in your cup or pot of coffee (preferably cold or warm, not hot unless you like it spicy)
Step two: rinse or wipe the coffee off of your testicles, and anywhere it may have spilled
Step three: enjoy your Nut Coffee
"This coffee is pretty good but I wish it was a Nut Coffee"
A coffee you drink before a night out. A caffeine kick for those times you feel like you're far too tired to get your rave on.
Get a Party Coffee down your neck and you'll be ready to go!
When you fuck your oh up the arse when she's had the shits, you get some shit stuck in your Japs eye then spunk in her mouth.
Ohhhhh give me some of that glorious coffee
When one roommate wishes to get coffee, 'Coffee Bears' is texted in the house groupchat, so others may join them on their journey.
Roommate A: "Coffee Bears"
Roommate B: "Coming!"
Typical comment from the ignorant server in a dirty or dive diner.
We stopped at the first place we saw and the nasty waitress comes up to us and says ``Youse all wanna coffee?