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A very simple cell phone (like a four function calculator).
A twelve year old shouldn't have an iPhone, but rather a four function phone.
A girl ir guy who provides a number of services
She is a four way deli. Everyone and everything setved.
A fairly strong drink crafted by Ohio State University alumni that originally contained caffeine. Modern iterations are just 11% malt beer, flavor, and an absurd amount of sugar. Commonly consumed by underage students to get as drunk as possible for as cheap as possible.
Only the strongest can survive shotgunning a four loko
“Oh god, the four loko is hitting. I’m going to blackout tonight for sure.”
“The best frats sneak four lokos in for the girls and brothers!”
A Drink made for pussy ass bitches.
I’m going to go pretend like I’m getting drunk off a weak ass drink like Four Lokos.
A drink made for pussies. Extremely low alcohol content but will make a basic bitch pretend like it’s getting her drunk.
I’m gonna go get drunk while drinking a four lokos.
A 12% alcoholic beverage with caprisun taste that with half a can you already feel your legs numb in a "what the fuck, my legs are there but they dont respond a shit, how im i even capable to walk" sensation
-This Four loko taste good
-you already finished it?
-no, im only half the can
-ok, can you pass me the pencil please, move your ass up from that chair
-ok *stands up* WOOOUUH, I DONT FEEL MY LEGS XD
Me and the boys got crunked out on those four loko's last night. I nearly got alcohol poisoning!