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Lou can I give you a blowjob

Sentence said by Harry Styles which was directed to his band mate and soulmate Louis Tomlinson while Niall Horan was being interviewed in the same room.

“Lou can I give you a blowjob”
“I’d love to if you just wait

by calamityx28 April 23, 2021


National give a hoodie to your crush day

National give your hoodie to your crush day, give a hoodie to your crush

Don: Hey pam its october 26 National give a hoodie to your crush day.
Pam:thanks?

by George jameson2764 October 27, 2019


June 20 National give icees day

Grab ur bests gals and pals, head to the nearest icee machine and give out free icees! Make a person smile and then they remember that their mouth is red or blue so they start to cover it and laugh and then cry bc someone did something so nice and they can’t believe that there are nice people in the world instead of a bunch of tusholes! And then u tell them oh don’t cry bc it’s gonna be alright and then they give u a hug and u get really awkward bc u just met the person and u feel a connection but u have no idea if they are stealing from u and then u walk away and u come back the the same place every year for a free icee giveaway!

(June 20 national give icees day .enter bros 1, 2, and 3)
Bro1: you know what we should do today?
Bro2:what bruv?
Bro3: go get icees?

Bro1:yea and give them out for free! Bc it’s

Bro2: bruvs, that’s love , that’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru!

by 1800callme January 23, 2020


national give your girlfriend money day

you give your own girlfriend money on November 12

Hey, it’s National Give Your Girlfriend Money day!

by Bigger Huger Humongous Dick November 12, 2020


hurt like giving a knife a hand job

Self-explanatory idiom.

When I got spurned by Cheryl, it hurt like giving a knife a hand job.

by LeanBeefPasta November 28, 2010


Never back down, never give up

A quote from a youtuber and a fortnite streamer nickeh30

"never back down, never give up" - NickEh30

by SonicGodz July 01, 2023


National Give a Guy Your Scrunchie Day

On September 24 you have to give your scrunchie to a guy....skskskskskskksk..and I oop..sksksks

Oh you don’t have a Scrunchie, well here you can have one of mine sksksksksk

It’s okay to wear my scrunchie on National Give a Guy Your Scrunchie Day tehe skskskskskskksks and i oop just not my hydroflask

by Emonatti September 24, 2019