i don't really have one

a phrase one uses when trying desperately to be cool and open-minded when really that person turns out to be the most indecisive person you will ever meet; typically follows a question given to them concerning what they're favorite aspect of given subject.

You: So, what's your favorite food?

Person: I don't really have one.

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Do you have the full Video?

It is a slang mostly used for fun, it has no meaning. It is mostly found on WhatsApp status and Facebook posts.

Do you have the full video?

Yes, I have the full video dm me.

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Have a degree from Oral Roberts

1. A euphemism for someone who gives really good head.

2. The ability to fuck up everyone's good plans by virtue of just being present at all.

1. Guy to a girl after receiving head: Do you have a degree from Oral Roberts? Because you can suck more than my 2021 March Madness Bracket.

2. Guy 1: Why did you invite bad-breath Brian to the party?
Guy 2: I didn't think he would be a problem since he just stands in the corner.
Guy 1: Bad-breath Brian has a degree from Oral Roberts, including him at all is going to fuck up our plans!

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Have you seen my camel

My camel has gone missing, he was last seen racing 4 midgets in a relay race and beat them by a few meters. His where abouts are unknown but help me find him.

Have you seen my camel anywhere?

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Should have been is a name of a fish

A phrase, originally borrowed from Hebrew, used as a cynical reply to one who believes something should have been different.

One: He should have been here by now!
Two: Should have been is a name of a fish...

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Bitch better have my money

A song that Rihanna sang about bitches better have her money

Johnny told Mark, Bitch Better Have My Money

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Having your shit together

Being beautiful and having lived in 3 cities

Megan is a great example of having your shit together

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