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WHEN YOU ARE LISTENING TO SOMEONE VERY BORING AND UR IN NEED OF A FUNNY/ITERESTING DISTRACTION
TEACHER: BLAH BLAH BLAH
STUDENT:DMN I NEED A KANYE MOMENT
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To have a mental break-down after something major going on in your life.
Buddy: Dude, how long does it take you to choose a damn meal off of the dollar menu?
You: STFU! I'm haveing a spears moment!
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event: a Libby Moment is difficult to classify due to the erratic nature of its effects on the initiator, observer and the subsequent audience that hears about it later.
It typically begins with the initiator; the initiator will perform an act, ask a question, or make a statement causing the observer to think; did this really happen, was this really asked or was that really said, this thought is always followed with a facial expression, (raised eyebrows and small or large grin) that then causes the initiator to realize that a Libby Moment has occurred even if the initiator is not sure of the exact cause of said Libby Moment. The audience comes into play later when the observer tells their account of the Libby Moment, and everyone has a good laugh about it.
1) While driving past a hotel the initiator ask the observer, "honey what’s weefee and why is it free.”
Observer: (raises eyebrows and smiles:) that would be wifi
Initiator: oh no you’re going to tell everyone I ask this aren’t you.
Observer: you just had a Libby moment it's all right.
2)Observer asks Initiator, “hey man is that a hicky on your neck”
Initiator: no I was running late this morning so I thought I’d save time by ironing my shirt while I was wearing it and I burned myself
Observer: So you actually thought about this before you did it. (raised eyebrows big smile), and by the way your shirt still looks like crap.
Initiator: Darn it, I had a Libby Moment didn’t I.
Observer: you had two, first with the iron, then you told me about it.
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Behavior similar to that of Bae, i.e. weird and zany.
Danny asked Tigger what time the scheduled maintenance was, even though she had just said it. Tigger comforted Danny and told him he'd just had a Bae Moment.
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A reference to the classic novel "Anthem." This is when a beautiful girl, referred to as "The Golden One" is in your vicinity. These moments are to be spent staring and/or drooling. These are to be cherished, and archived in your mind forever.
I had another golden moment yesterday in the hallway, when The Golden One walked past me.
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When someone does something so incredibly stupid that it immediately hurts all people within a tangible range on all physical and mental levels
Jesus Christ he scored a 74 IQ on his test... Murilo Moment.
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When a woman tries to attempt to do something a man does and miserably fails, such as making a joke.
Also can be used when a woman says something extremely stupid.
Woman: *does something stupid*
Man: woman moment
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