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Happy ending

The girl wanted the guy that kept bringing her flowers dead, but she didn't want to catch a murder charge herself, so she tried to give another guy a blowjob, hoping that he would be a doll and do something sweet for her (like pull out a gun and shoot this cocksucking flower bearing fairy with no balls), but her sinister plan backfired when it turned out the second guy actually liked the guy bringing her the flowers. This made her puke all over the carpet and call her friends for a girl's night out, where she met a real man, a bad guy that had access to automatic weapons and wouldn't hesitate to pull up in front of where both these other faggots were at and turn both of the first two guys into Swiss cheese. A happy ending can be different for different people.

It was a happy ending for the girl, she got with the bad guy, the bad guy got with her, and the first two lambs got deader than a doornail, so her sinister plan went from backfiring to back in business.

by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021


blown top end

BLOWN TOP END is when you rev the crap out of an engine and the top end of the motor blows.

I was riding fast and i ended up with a BLOWN TOP END

by yamaha__56 April 13, 2022


is the END

Fuckin' great song by Lastier. And yes, that is how the title is lettered.

I dare you not to be drawn in by is the END's golden repetitiveness!!!

by IcyHaku December 1, 2004


double end fart

When farting in a sitting position, a fart splits at the butthole, a portion of the fart goes up the front and the back at the same time, both making a different sound at once.

It sounded like two people farted, but it was just a double end fart from one person.

by Thekeegster November 5, 2020


Jolly Ending

The act of jerking off a man while dressed as Santa and singing Christmas carols.

"I heard the massage parlors giving out jolly endings as a Christmas promotion"

by cheater234 November 23, 2016


next years end

AN EXTREMELY TALENTED BAND FROM ATLANTA GEORGIA WITH FOUR MEMBERS, TOMMY OAKLEY DAVIS MCMAKIN KYLE BUSCH AND JORDY QUINN. LISTEN TO NYE

I LOVE DAVIS FROM NEXT YEARS END SO MUCH HE DESERVES THE ENTIRE WORLD LIKE TELL ME HE DOESNT AND I WILL ATTACK YOU

by okaywtf37592 February 21, 2018


ARMY ended bl0nks

Bl0nks(blackpink toxic fans named by there own fandom) who can't focus on their fav and always butting on ARMYS business but ARMYS always win and bl0nks can't digest

1.Army ended bl0nks again with there success.
2. Bl0nks are jobless

by January 7, 2022