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An awesome cartoon on cartoonnetwork. Features a samurai warrior with a magic sword who is trying to get back to the past to defeat the dark lord Aku, who enslaved humanity.
Did you catch the latest Samurai Jack?
Yeah, it was extruviently cool!
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to steal a girl from a someone that they are trying to hook up with.
Bob:"Dude, I met this chick at the bar last night, and later I went for a bathroom break. When I came out I saw John making out with her."
Joe:"Aw man, he totally rack jacked you"
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Jack Layton is the bald, short leader of the NDP Party in Canada. You may recognize him as the man who will do anything to get a few votes, and that includes humiliating himself on Muchmusic trying to act "hip". Poor Jack. Everyone knows the NDP is a wasted vote...
Jack Layton, the Leader of the NDP
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someone who lacks knowledge or ability to do things properly.
The Cooker: "Hey did you ever use Uncle Freddie as a lawyer?"
Pete Dick: "yeah, and he is a real jack leg, find somebody else!"
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The act of jacking off to a picture of yourself jacking off.
He found his own touch most satisfying while caught in the midst of an Infinite Jack.
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The act of standing outside and letting the cool breeze get your penis erect and the wind blows on it until you end up cumming right back at the wind.
Holy shit, hornberger was wind jacking in santa cruz for like three hours. his dick is wind chaffed!
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WHERE DO I START?!! Evil but adorable...dishonest but reliable...dopey but smart...sleazy but charming...drunk but......no, just drunk ;)
"But why is the rum gone?"
"...so we're all men of our word, except Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman..."
"Will, nice hat!"
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