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where you jerk off to your partner’s media content and not to media content of other people.
yea bro i just had an ethical jerk to my girl
I just put this here to tell u I can do 4 strokes per second😹🙏
Super jerking is When u jerk so fast u break the sound barrier and can faze through things like flash
When u jerk off so fast u can’t feel your meat nomo. I can break the sound barrier
Super jerking is when u stroke 4 or more per second only the chosen can do it or - just horny niggas
The act of jerking off with your and your partners hand while hands are clasped around your penis.
At orgasm, you jerk your hand like your throwing a frisbee, which gets semen all over everything.
I frisbee jerked so hard it got under my bed
Also known as DBJO. It's when a guy drives by you in the street while you're walking on the sidewalk and asks for directions for a place he's like really far away from.
When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.
Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.
(Drive-by jerk off stops his car next to a woman walking on the sidewalk.
DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.
DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!
(Drive-by jerk off drives away)
When you know you’re about to smash on some good poon but your also a 2 pump chump, you call for a bathroom break and rub one out to prolong your pipe game
Yo Donte I was bout to tag sum tail but knew I was done for so I called a pregame jerk and was able to hit that shit all night before spreading the sauce.