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Shaking your smart watch or phone to mimic movement so you don’t actually need to move
I didn’t close my rings today so I’ll just sit here air jerking while I finish my Cheetos
Used for emphasis in a similar way as “on jah” or “on god,” but with even more emotion/urgency
“I swear on my nans and that’s ON JERK”
Any girl that lives in Columbia thats a freak or gets freaky when drunk!
I meet this Columbia jerk at a party last and she was all up on me!
when you put a piece of paper down your urethra and jerk off constantly until the entire paper is dissolved
bro did you hear that James was El Salvadorian jackal jerking for only 30 minuets
no way it took me over 4 hours to dissolve the first piece of paper
When you cannot finish jerking off after ten minutes straight
Bro I just had an endless jerk. I managed to watch an entire episode of an anime before finishing.
Limited time jerk like before you have to leave for a big event with friends or family you duck away for an LTM jerk before you leave.
Me - Everyone was pissed at me because they didn’t know where I went when we were gonna leave
Friend- what were you doing then?
Me - Ducked away for an LTM jerk
Like you are about to leave and you need to jerk so it’s a ltm jerk like a special event for limited time.
Fuck I’m bouta leave the house I should hit an LTM jerk bouta be a long dog