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Joke Time

Someone who is always in the mood to make jokes.

That fool is always on joke time, I’m trying to be serious.

by diamondhandz October 2, 2021


joke time

A happy occasion whereby a party, two or more, engage humorously in an activity or discourse.

Lulu ''You mean everybodies been having joke time on group chat all along without me?''
Gavin ''don't worry I'll send the invite before you get fomo''

by Alialias July 27, 2017


Kim Jokes

Kim Jokes is a type of jokes.We call 'Kim Jokes' the jokes that are about a person's bad actions,mostly lying and about fake persons

Drake lied about his age.Lets make Kim Jokes about this.

by Jackson JJ November 11, 2018


sick joke

Jimmy Mcgill getting to be a lawyer

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious *Jimmy*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!

by YK Woozie January 21, 2024


Nick Joke

A pun with a long pretense and many unnecessary details ultimately leading to a disappointing

Nick Joke:
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.

The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...

He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.

With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.

by Johnnieha November 19, 2019


january jokes

similar to april fools, january jokes is where you get to joke around with your friends, but thry cant get mad because it's january jokes

*plays a prank on a friend*
dude wtf

”its january jokes bro”

by daybear January 28, 2023


ice a joke

v.

country people saying issa joke

a typo for issa joke

Hahaha ice a joke

by presley 123 June 18, 2017