Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the as

A phrase used whenever americans can’t see the beauty in something, taken from billy on the street talking about his love for the movie Rattatoullie

Person 1:”I went to the grand canyon with a bunch of americans and they were all on their phones the whole time”

Person 2:”Jesus, Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the ass.”

everybody knows

a quote from the movie girl interrupted. this is used when “everybody knows” that to people are having sex

“everybody knows. everybody knows that he fucks you”

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Did you know you can combine gunpowder to make ammo?

A response to somebody back seating and telling you to do something that is completely obvious.

"Hey shoot that guy! He drops loot"
"Really? Did you know you can combine gunpowder to make ammo?"

Because I DO know

And I'm not going to let you use this instrumentally to take my fucking rights away you piece of shit. That's exactly what you want. You refuse to accept that doing this doesn't translate to YOU BEING JUSTIFIED TAKING MY RIGHTS AWAY and that is EXACTLY what you want. I WILL NEVER GIVE UP MY RIGHTS AND YOU WILL NEVER LIFT A FINGER TO STOP ME FROM KILL A KID.

Hym "So, no. If I'm not compensated for YOU DOING TO ME THE THING YOU ARE DOING. I AM GOING TO MURDER A CHILD. END OF DISCUSSION. I WILL NOT GIVE UP MY RIGHTS. I DON'T CARE THAT YOU DON'T LIKE GUNS LIBERAL. I HAVE A RIGHT TO THEM. I WILL NOT COMPLY WITH THERAPY. YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT! IF YOU WANT MY RIGHTS SO BADLY COME OUT PUBLICLY AND TELL ME I'M NOT GETTING MY MONEY AND I WILL GIVE ALL OF MY RIGHTS AWAY IN THE FORM OF MURDERING A FUCKING KID. I AM NOT GOING TO LET YOU POLICE MY MORAL YOU ATHEIST FILTH. YOU ARE NOT AN AUTHORITY. I won't accept it because I DO know. And YOU WILL CONFIRM WHAT I KNOW TO BE TRUE OR I WILL KILL A CHILD. I don't care if it comports to your conceptualization of what constitutes justified belief. You had better pray to the God you don't believe in that I'm NOT talking to myself. Because IF I AM, that kid is fucked. It's dead. I'm not going to let you police my success. If I fail I die and if I die you kids die with me."

so you think you know

a riddle or rhyme that addresses who some1 likes

so you think you know:
well i guess u have gotten this far
You are pretty bizarre
all this for the answer to who i like?
I was afraid you might have gone on a hunger strike

so this is the last riddle or rhyme or clue
at least now u know the capital of peru
U have the first letter and with it a guess
congrats on your success

i am tired of all the rhymes
i feel i have done it too many times
so im done and im through
here is the last hint for u.

we share a favorite band: Flogging Molly

Gayass know how to fly

When a person knows how to control their vehicle well in the air in the video game Rocket League. Especially when you personally can’t do the same.

Damn he flew up miles in the air to hit that shot. Gayass know how to fly.

i don't know juice

A non existant beverage, or at least not available to parents.

"Daddy can you get me a drink"

"Sure what do you want"
"I don't know"
" I will see if we have any i don't know juice"