don't let the dogs pound up in here

your roommate,parents,or girlfriend Don't want your friends in the house when thier gone

boyfriend:hey I'm playing poker with my friends later on
girlfriend:honey please don't let the dogs pound up in here
boyfriend:why not
girlfriend:because they are low lifes

let me show you how to scratch it

a besh apedupaepedipapedupa apapesh apapupa a besh u besh obetipupesh abetubidipieded besh abebububpit besh u besh

thanos: besh apetupetupeta let me show you how to scratch it a besh apedupaepedipapedupa apapesh apapupa a besh u besh obetipupesh abetubidipieded besh abebububpit besh u besh

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let me show you how it's done

A statement said by a fucking overconfident person

Jason: this is so difficult.

Vikas: let me show you how it's done, Jason.

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lets go get this thing stuck

I believe it is redneck terminology for 'Put your penis in my Vagina'.

C'mon, "lets go get this thing stuck".

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id let her pee in my face

A phrase used to describe a girls hotness

"damn did you see Hopes black g string sticking out of her pants, Id let her pee in my face just to see between her legs"

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lets go buy a sizzel and smoke a bizzel

lets go buy a sack and smoke a blunt

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"i'll let her touch my penis"

not necessarily meaning as it looks, but just referring to a girl as "hot" or "cute"; a girl you want to ask out.

David: yo, do you think that girl over there is hot?
Josh: she's alright, "I'll let her touch my penis"

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