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The gooey milky stuff we all come from.
Also a company that collect jizz.
Yeah... and then she drained the lifeforce right out of me in the copy room...
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A person who makes tons of bad decisions and bad life choices but still feels the need to give you advice and how you can improve yourself even though there lives are in the gutter.
Me and Melissa just broke up and Dan who is on his third wife was giving me relationship advice. He was really life coaching me.
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Art of inanimate objects such as fruit, glassware, flowers and so on. Usually traditional art but also digital art, photographs and more. One of the most common compositions is a basket of fruit.
Person 1: What do they call art with non-living stuff that's just standing around?
Person 2: I think you're thinking of Still Life-art.
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Something that we all used to be very good friends with, until Rona came along and stole it from us, just like the person who steals your best friend.
Ah, normal life. I used to be good friends with it.
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Someone who has no reason to complain about their life.
I went to school with identical triplets named Allison,McKenna,and Zoey. Almost everyone considered them the most beautiful girls in school. They were cheerleaders. They were very,very well-liked. They all made straight A's and in all A.P. classes. A far as I knew they were rich (my god you should have seen the car the got picked up in) ,and had an amazing family. Those girls always had a smile on their face. So yeah,I guess you could say they had a perfect life. XDD
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Substances that make every day life more interesting by means of inebriation.
Some examples of life enhancers are THC, lsd, E, salvia (at least 20x extract), shrooms, beef jerky, etc.
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Updating someone about your life of someone updating you about there life.
Sarah “let me give up a quick life update”
Veronica “ok tell me about it”
Sarah “ this year I ...”
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