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Name: Whatever name you associate with someone who’s annoyingly good at everything.
Personality type : Yoghurty.
A yoghurt male is a wholesome male, who enjoys all things yoghurt, especially if it looks instagrammable, he will always endeavour to post his food and his much more interesting than average life for his friends to see.
Yoghurt males insist on being above the typical alpha and sigma males, simply because of their innate ability to be better than them without trying to be the best at everything or try to look like a successful person, they simply, just are.
They love to do achieve their daily tasks and single handedly do so with great esteem, whilst holding a yoghurt in the other hand.
They love going on ‘cute’ walks and hold hands with their woman in public with no care in the world, this comes from their confidence which radiates throughout the room by being funny, charming, yet humble, theyre a fan favourite with everyone in the room.
Yoghurt males are the pinnacle of mankind and excell at absolutely everything, it all comes naturally too them.
Friend 1: ‘Oh man hows that guy over there look so cool, i love his bracele…. Is that a muller corner in his hand, whilst he’s drinking his beer??’
Friend 2: ‘Oh that guy over there with the shades oh his head…. Thats Justin, we call him just in your pants, cause he’s that cool, I’ll introduce you too him later, such a sound guy’
Friend 1: ‘Woah thanks man, id love to meet him’
Friend 2: ‘Yeah sure, hes a proper Yoghurt male’
When a male ego gets to big. When he inhibits himself by having the need to be the greatest in everything when he picks a partner. When he wants to be smarter, taller and earn more money than his lady even though he would have the chance to increase survival of his offspring by doing the opposite.
Man, that dude just turned down that extraordinary lady.
Yeah, she is a medical dr and also taller than him.
Yeah, he prefers to carry the economical burden and be the bigger man by himself. She asked me if he didn't like him and i answered her that probably the dude is just suffering from, malign male hyperplasia.
Any mechanical or electrical device where the "she" part of it is subject to unexplained fits of temperment; and or, the "male" part can't make up it's mind; or won't commit.
How true is that!
My computer was being a She's~male today at work. It kept rebooting every time I tried to use it.
Or, my key always gets jammed in the back door lock; it's being a She's~male!
"Gagma dick, lmao"
However, this phrasing refers to a male who can gag on their own dick. A Gagma Male is a Sigma of their own variety, being inside both Volcel and incel territory. They don't get bitches, which leads to discovering autofelatio. Or they can get bitches however they just want the mouth, nothing else, this then can lead to the Volcel chad slobbing on his own knob.
Chad 1 > "Yo dude, I found out I can suck my own dick"
Chad 2 > "lmao Gagma Male"
Chad 1 > "facts brooo, who needs these hoes anyways 😂"
A complete asshole to everyone but they always succeed. They only ever need infinite riches, no need for bitches.
You don't need to be a man to be a Trango Male it is a gender neutral term.
Yohohoho yoho Trango
Did you see Vito and Cain and Winona and Jagua and Neptune and Kuwagata? They're Trango Males (trangos) for sure
In Zodiac Studies the sign Aries is the leader of all the signs. It's planet ruler is the sun and it's animal sign is the ram.
Also like the ram Aries males like to charge first. They aren't afraid to do anything and they love to show off. Sometimes they can be funny but are stubborn and rude in some situations. In Zodiac Studies the sign Aries is most compatible with the signs Leo, Sagittarius, Gemini, Libra and Aquarius.
Once a Aries love you they will never let go, they will want to stay forever. They tend to fall in love easily so that isn't always a good thing.
Little facts like there favorite color is Red and there favorite number is 9. They love to exercise and love to spend time, think about, or talk to there significant other.
Once you have an Aries don't ever let go of one, that would be a mistake and the Aries males is full with love, all they will want to do is love you.
The Aries Male is such a wonder.