When you get cummed.. all over
Jack gave me a full male glaze last night
A dervish male is a man who is dhulbahante
he a dervish male
Larry is such a Sampi Male, he submitted a definition for Sampi Male.
A Sampi Male is a Male who strives to be the Best by being the Worst.
Larry is such a Sampi Male, he submitted a self-referential definition for Sampi Male on Urban Dictionary.
A Sampi Male is a Male who thinks he's cool by submitting a definition for Sampi Male, strives to be unpredictable by being predictable and thinks he's the best by being the most miserable person in the world.
Larry is such a Sampi Male, he submitted a self-referential definition for Sampi Male that was never approved.
A style of soft rock originating in the mid 90s that usually consists of lyrical themes are drawn from a put on “soft guy/lonely” persona, and consists of dudes in their late 20s with skinny jeans and long hair singing about how a woman betrayed them, how they got cucked by another dude, or how lonely they are in the world. It also contains the same 4-5 chords on guitar and a single beat on drums throughout the entire song. The typical fan of this genre can be expected to be a guy who likes to act like he cares about social issues, and worships women because he’s so starved of pussy that he must sacrifice everything that makes him a man. Examples of beta male rock bands are: Gin Blossoms, The Goo Goo Dolls, Counting Crows, Oasis, Matchbox Twenty, and Lifehouse.
I:”Bro, I heard John in his room blasting Goo Goo Dolls again, how does he listen to that shit?”
U: “Because he’s a beta male who listens to beta male rock.”
A fobby engineer who lives in a tunnel, has trouble speaking English, has ridiculously broad shoulders, can eat one teaspoon of pre-workout and be a awake for 14 days.
Male Savreets are known to be loyal AF, so if you're married to one, make sure to never let them go.
Person#1 : Why is your broad shoulder husband living in a tunnel ?
Person#2: He's a male Savreet (Male), that's their natural habitat.