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it means either to send you a message online or thought the cellphone.
"text me tonite!"
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This means someone wants to have sex with you but having sex hard. You put that Cock into that Pussy and it will feel good and no I don’t watch porn or masturbate
Fuck me in the ass please I want that juicy one
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The kids inside the SOCCER MOM mini-vans.
Look at all those mini me's (said while passing a Soccer Mom)
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1. When a man or woman (preferably a man) is super hot.
2. A song from R&B singer Lizzo.
3. Exaggeration of pouring water onto someone when they see someone really attractive.
Jake: OMG, Jenna he's taking his shirt off!
Jenna: OMG! Somebody "Water Me"!!
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literally: don't fuck me
more like:
don't fuck me about.
you having a joke?
Do all of exercise 5.
No me jodas!
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the roblox game 4 kids. bruh, like, this game S U C K S. all you do is raise someone you dont even know diguised as a baby. only those 4-6 stupid years old play it. IT SUCKS! if any kid seeing this, then im not sorry. also it became more a trade hangout than a adoption game since pets have been added. jeez, at rogue lineage players may be toxic but at least its cool and not full of kids who pretend to be old.
kid: wanna play adopt me!?
me: no.
kid: come on its the best roblox ga-
me: shut up you frick
kid: im gonna call the police if u dont play! i know where you live!!
me: really? where?
kid: you live near my house!
me: you are right
kid: rea-
me: lol obviously no
kid: im calling the police!
also kid: police, can you kill a guy?
police: what did he do?
kid: he refused to play adopt me! with me!
police: *come to the kid house instead*
kid: why did you came here? go to the house of the guy who refused to play ado-
police: you are under arrest
kid: I DID NOTHING WRONG PLZ GO TO THE GUY HOUSE!!!!!!!
police: you are under arrest for threathing an innocent for a stupid reason.
kid mom: WHERE DID I MISSED????!!!!
kid: THE POLICE IS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the Internet auction site you're forced to use if you live in New Zealand
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