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A Noah embodies all stereotypical asian perception. He is born with a silver spoon up him mouth and yet fails to appreciate his parents’ hardwork and efforts to sustain his lavish lifestyle. When you see a Noah, turn the other way and run because he will ruin your life with the snap of his fingers. When provoked, he will morph into a spastic creature that will attack you.
Jason: “ I bro nice to meet you, what’s your name?”
Noah: “ what the fuck... i didn’t even ask you! go fetch me some sparkling water before i beat the fuck outta you and rape your sister.”
Noah is usually an emotional support golden retriever fluffy hair gamer boy
What’s a Noah?
Oh that’s easy, that’s an emotional support golden retriever fluffy hair gamer boy
Noah has a bigger penis than Vegard. Like way bigger. He is just really a better person all around.
Oh look how small Vegards penis is compared to Noahs
Noah is sooo cool! He is very nice but can also be very naughty! This dude will knock your socks off, LITERALLY! He is usually a guy who likes to wear his hair long and shaggy. (Unbrushed) there is NO DOUBT that ANY GIRL WILL RESIST THE URGE!!! :D
Noah walks in room. He catches some girls eye. There’s an awful ;D moment right ther! :D also btw I obviously didn’t eat your cheeseburger ;3
Noah is the most amazing person out there! He has a cute butt and definitely knows how to style a fit! Very loyal and extremely loving. Super good at sport especially soccer. You’ll be blessed to have a Noah in your life.
Do you know Noah?
Noah? He’s the sick soccer player aye!
A country boiiiiiiii 🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟
Who's that country boi?
Oh. That's just Noah.